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A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Pina Colada flower, rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate.

Pina Colada is a rare, sativa-leaning gem with a therapeutic edge. With a 3:1 CBD:THC ratio, it delivers a bright, clear-headed buzz that keeps you smiling and social — minus the couch lock. Great for daytime use, pain relief, or simply catching a vibe without getting blasted. A subtle tropical aroma meets spicy-grassy notes for a grounded flavor that works as good as it feels. Whether you’re managing inflammation or chasing a better mood, this one’s a functional favorite.

A rare, evenly balanced hybrid strain that takes its name from Stanley Kubrick’s mind-bending film. The reason becomes clear once you experience its introspective effects. Clockwork Orange hits quickly and powerfully with an immediate cerebral impact. Your mind launches into deep, hazy introspection that persists for hours. As this mental journey intensifies, your body melts into a relaxing, stony state that triggers hunger—though you may find yourself too settled to act on it.

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Grease Monkey flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Dive into the indulgent relaxation of Grease Monkey, a sweet hybrid strain with a potent blend of earthy and skunky overtones. Born from the union of GG4 and Cookies and Cream, this strain delivers a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that effectively eases chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While it straddles the line between relaxation and sedation, Grease Monkey’s deep calming effects may guide some towards a restful sleep, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day. Enjoy the soothing embrace of this hybrid as it softens the edges of your day.

Flavors
Diesel
Woody
Earthy

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Blueberry Haze flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Drift into the delightful fusion of Blueberry Haze, where the sweet, succulent flavors of Blueberry blend seamlessly with the uplifting vibes of Haze. This hybrid strain invites you on a euphoric journey, tantalizing your taste buds while lifting your spirits to new heights. Perfect for those seeking a happy escape, Blueberry Haze offers a gentle yet profound high. Take it slow with this dreamy delight; too much and you may find yourself floating off to a blissful slumber in the clouds.

A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Maui Wowie flower, rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate.

AK-47 is a slightly sativa-dominant hybrid strain. This infamous strain is known for its powerful cerebral effects that create a long-lasting buzz. The high begins immediately after exhaling, delivering a cerebral lift that boosts your mood and creates waves of euphoria. Conversation flows naturally as your mind soars into happiness while your body relaxes into a state of gentle ease. The bud offers a complex flavor profile—sour and sweet floral notes blend with earthy undertones and a spicy exhale that intensifies with each hit. Its aroma mirrors these qualities, featuring an earthy and herbal foundation highlighted by floral spices. Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Uplifted

Indulge in the alluring essence of Purple Panty Dropper, exclusively from DANK By Definition. This indica-dominant hybrid is renowned for its provocative effects that include arousal, deep relaxation, and an increase in appetite. The pre-roll exudes a rich aroma of grape and lavender, enhanced by the presence of Limonene, offering a unique and memorable smoking experience. Perfect for winding down in the evening or setting a romantic mood, each Purple Panty Dropper joint promises a delightful and seductive escape.

Flavors
Grape
Pine
Earthy

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Afghani flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Afghani is a legendary indica strain known for its roots in the ancient landscapes of Afghanistan, the origin of many classic cannabis varieties. Renowned for its heavy resin production inherited genetically through generations, Afghani offers a deeply soothing experience, marked by a sweet and earthy flavor profile. It envelops users in a profound state of relaxation and euphoria, making it a favorite among those seeking relief from insomnia, pain, and stress. This strain’s potent effects also stimulate appetite, making it an ideal choice for medical marijuana patients needing to manage physical discomfort and enhance their overall wellbeing.

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Girl Scout Cookies flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Unlock a world of happiness with GSC, a standout hybrid from DANK By Definition. Relish in the euphoric, hungry, and tingly effects that make this strain a favorite. The pungent, dessert-like aroma and the sweet, spicy flavor profile create a unique sensory experience. Caryophyllene ensures a delightful and rich high. This 7g jar of small nugs guarantees freshness and potency, providing a consistently enjoyable experience every time you open the jar.

Flavors
Earthy
Lemon
Citrus

With its distinctive and complex aromatic profile featuring bold notes of pungent pine, fermented citrus, and earthy funk, Orange Trainwreck presents consumers with an intricate and challenging palate that develops alongside its potent stimulating effects. The initial aroma opens with sharp pine notes that gradually give way to the unmistakable scent of fermented oranges, creating a unique olfactory experience. The strain’s profound influence manifests by settling deeply behind the eyes before spreading throughout the body in waves, effectively stimulating appetite while delivering consistent and moderate pain relief that persists without overwhelming the user.

Feelings: Creative, Happy, Energetic

A 1-gram pre-roll joint of premium DANK Purple Panty Dropper flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Indulge in the alluring essence of Purple Panty Dropper, exclusively from DANK By Definition. This indica-dominant hybrid is renowned for its provocative effects that include arousal, deep relaxation, and an increase in appetite. The pre-roll exudes a rich aroma of grape and lavender, enhanced by the presence of Limonene, offering a unique and memorable smoking experience. Perfect for winding down in the evening or setting a romantic mood, each Purple Panty Dropper joint promises a delightful and seductive escape.

Flavors
Grape
Pine
Earthy

A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Cheese & Chong flower rolled in classic joint paper.

Cheese & Chong is a distinctive hybrid strain that brings together Cheese and Casey Jones, creating a potent blend with a sativa dominance. Known for its invigorating high, this strain is a favorite among experienced cannabis enthusiasts. The buds release a robust aroma of sharp cheese mixed with earthy notes, enticing users with its pungent scent. Ideal for those seeking relief from pain and stress, Cheese & Chong offers a joyful euphoria that energizes the mind while easing the body.

King Louis OG XIII is an indica-dominant hybrid strain known for its exceptional potency. Named after the French monarch King Louie XIII, this strain lives up to its regal namesake. The large, dense buds showcase a striking display of orange hairs against light green and white hues—a truly remarkable sight for cannabis enthusiasts. Its aroma is a complex blend of fresh, heavy sweetness, while the flavor profile perfectly balances sweet and sour notes, making it an excellent medicinal choice. King Louie XIII delivers immediate and powerful effects, enveloping users in full-body relaxation while inducing euphoric happiness.