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A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK GOD’S GIFT flower, rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate.
God’s Gift lives up to the name — a divine fusion of Granddaddy Purple and OG Kush that wraps you in instant comfort. From the first grape-citrus inhale to the hash-laced exhale, this strain delivers pure tranquility with a euphoric twist.
A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Alien OG flower rolled in classic joint paper.
Alien OG lands hard and fast — a mind-warping hybrid born from the cosmic fusion of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. Expect an out-of-this-world lemon-pine blast on the inhale, followed by a euphoric head trip that slowly grounds you in a heavy, otherworldly body high. This one’s not for the rookies. Whether you’re couch-locked or moonwalking through your thoughts, Alien OG will have your third eye wide open.
Flavors Earthy Citrus Skunk
A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Green Crack flower rolled in classic joint paper.
Green Crack, also known as “Green Crush” and “Mango Crack,” is a potent sativa marijuana strain made by crossing Skunk #1 with an unknown indica. This strain is beloved by many consumers for its energizing effects. But don’t let the name fool you: this is pure cannabis. Few strains compare to Green Crack’s sharp energy and focus as it induces an invigorating mental buzz that keeps you going throughout the day. With a tangy, fruity flavor redolent of mango, Green Crack is a great daytime strain that may help consumers fight fatigue, stress, and depression.
Flavors
Skunk
Citrus
Mango
A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Maui Wowie flower, rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate.
Maui Wowie—a legendary, sun-soaked sativa that brings the tropics straight to your taste buds.
Bursting with juicy pineapple, citrus zest, and a touch of island sweetness, this smooth-hitting strain delivers an instant vacation for the senses.
The high? Uplifting, energizing, and stress-melting, keeping you motivated, creative, and ready to soak in the good vibes. Whether you’re chasing adventure or just chasing the sun, Maui Wowie brings the breeze, the bliss, and the undeniable DANK experience.
A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK OG KUSH flower rolled in classic joint paper.
OG Kush, a legendary strain that emerged in Florida during the early ’90s, is famed for its complex aroma blending fuel, skunk, and spice. This iconic hybrid, which involves genetics from Northern California, Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and Hindu Kush, is best known for its robust lemon-pine-fuel scent and a high-THC profile delivering both cerebral and physical effects. Often referred to as “Original Gangster,” OG Kush represents the genetic backbone of many West Coast strains, giving rise to famous varieties like GSC and Headband. Enjoyed later in the day, it effectively helps alleviate stress, anxiety, and pain, while providing a satisfying munchies kick.
Flavors
Earthy
Strawberry
Lemon
A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Pina Colada flower, rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate.
Pina Colada is a rare, sativa-leaning gem with a therapeutic edge. With a 3:1 CBD:THC ratio, it delivers a bright, clear-headed buzz that keeps you smiling and social — minus the couch lock. Great for daytime use, pain relief, or simply catching a vibe without getting blasted. A subtle tropical aroma meets spicy-grassy notes for a grounded flavor that works as good as it feels. Whether you’re managing inflammation or chasing a better mood, this one’s a functional favorite.
A rare, evenly balanced hybrid strain that takes its name from Stanley Kubrick’s mind-bending film. The reason becomes clear once you experience its introspective effects. Clockwork Orange hits quickly and powerfully with an immediate cerebral impact. Your mind launches into deep, hazy introspection that persists for hours. As this mental journey intensifies, your body melts into a relaxing, stony state that triggers hunger—though you may find yourself too settled to act on it.
A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Grease Monkey flower rolled in classic joint paper.
Dive into the indulgent relaxation of Grease Monkey, a sweet hybrid strain with a potent blend of earthy and skunky overtones. Born from the union of GG4 and Cookies and Cream, this strain delivers a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that effectively eases chronic pain, nausea, and stress. While it straddles the line between relaxation and sedation, Grease Monkey’s deep calming effects may guide some towards a restful sleep, making it perfect for unwinding after a long day. Enjoy the soothing embrace of this hybrid as it softens the edges of your day.
Flavors
Diesel
Woody
Earthy
A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Blueberry Haze flower rolled in classic joint paper.
Drift into the delightful fusion of Blueberry Haze, where the sweet, succulent flavors of Blueberry blend seamlessly with the uplifting vibes of Haze. This hybrid strain invites you on a euphoric journey, tantalizing your taste buds while lifting your spirits to new heights. Perfect for those seeking a happy escape, Blueberry Haze offers a gentle yet profound high. Take it slow with this dreamy delight; too much and you may find yourself floating off to a blissful slumber in the clouds.
A 1.1G pre-roll joint of premium DANK Maui Wowie flower, rolled in classic joint paper and infused with 100MG of concentrate.
AK-47 is a slightly sativa-dominant hybrid strain. This infamous strain is known for its powerful cerebral effects that create a long-lasting buzz. The high begins immediately after exhaling, delivering a cerebral lift that boosts your mood and creates waves of euphoria. Conversation flows naturally as your mind soars into happiness while your body relaxes into a state of gentle ease. The bud offers a complex flavor profile—sour and sweet floral notes blend with earthy undertones and a spicy exhale that intensifies with each hit. Its aroma mirrors these qualities, featuring an earthy and herbal foundation highlighted by floral spices. Feelings: Creative, Euphoric, Uplifted
Indulge in the alluring essence of Purple Panty Dropper, exclusively from DANK By Definition. This indica-dominant hybrid is renowned for its provocative effects that include arousal, deep relaxation, and an increase in appetite. The pre-roll exudes a rich aroma of grape and lavender, enhanced by the presence of Limonene, offering a unique and memorable smoking experience. Perfect for winding down in the evening or setting a romantic mood, each Purple Panty Dropper joint promises a delightful and seductive escape.
Flavors
Grape
Pine
Earthy
A half gram (0.5G) pre-roll joint of premium DANK Afghani flower rolled in classic joint paper.
Afghani is a legendary indica strain known for its roots in the ancient landscapes of Afghanistan, the origin of many classic cannabis varieties. Renowned for its heavy resin production inherited genetically through generations, Afghani offers a deeply soothing experience, marked by a sweet and earthy flavor profile. It envelops users in a profound state of relaxation and euphoria, making it a favorite among those seeking relief from insomnia, pain, and stress. This strain’s potent effects also stimulate appetite, making it an ideal choice for medical marijuana patients needing to manage physical discomfort and enhance their overall wellbeing.